Stuck in a bakery with overly enthusiastic dancers? First, grab a pastry as a prop-nobody questions someone juggling a napkin and a churro. If they insist, claim a sudden gluten sensitivity acting up. I once fake-sneezed my way out of a conga line near the bagels. Always have an exit strategy, like pretending to take a call from your 'doctor'. Just don't make eye contact with the ringleader, or you're done for.