Wait, he wore safety glasses for this? Like actual safety glasses, on his face, for a parking lot soda fountain? That is the part that got me. The man is out there doing a full science lab setup to drop candy in a bottle, and then he bows like he just landed a jet. Two whole weeks and that kid has watched this man treat a 2016 ad campaign like it was the moon landing. The Budweiser frogs thing with the parts guys would kill me though, please do that one before Greg tries to claim it.

You really think that alternator was the problem, or was it just the thing that finally showed up after 214k miles of everything else wearing out? Most folks I know replace them around 100k as normal upkeep, so running the original for over double that is less "unlucky timing" and more "you got away with it for years." A dead alternator at 5:30pm on a Tuesday in traffic beats one dying at 2am on a empty stretch of highway, so maybe count that as a win.