Marking the tool works great until one day the tape shifts and your cabinets come out looking like modern art.

Man I tried the three color rule once and my meme just looked like a washed out corporate PowerPoint slide, so I think my brain just naturally goes for the chaos approach instead. Maybe that's why my friends keep telling me my memes look like they were designed by a blindfolded raccoon.

Oh man, I feel this. My first attempt at trimming my own hair ended with me wearing a beanie for like two weeks straight until it grew out enough to fix.

Yeah no lane.cameron is right on the money. I spent like fifteen minutes trying to fold that thing and it still looked like a wet paper bag when I was done. My first attempt actually fell apart halfway through and I ended up with salsa all over my counter. Second time I used twice as much cheese just to glue it together and it worked but barely. Honestly if you got it to hold together once you're already in the top ten percent of burrito makers out there.

Man, that's a rough way to learn the "buy cheap, buy twice" lesson. I've been there with a set of $8 blades that turned my Oster into a smoke machine mid haircut. Now I just stick to one decent brand and pay the extra few bucks, even if it hurts the wallet. Did the motor actually seize up or did it just overheat and need a cooldown?