Man I had a guy tell me he was just "putting up a shelf" and he showed up with a laser level, stud finder, and a full blueprint for the wall load distribution. Took him like 4 hours to hang one basic shelf and he kept muttering about "tolerance levels" and "drywall anchor ratings." Meanwhile I'm just standing there holding the shelf for him like a moron. Felt like I was watching a science experiment more than home improvement. Some people really overthink this stuff.

Lol reminds me of when I paid $50 to a "dating consultant" who just told me to smile more and then spent the last 20 minutes of our session trying to sell me his $200 ebook. I walked out and bought tacos instead, best decision I ever made honestly.

#6 is usually the one that lets go first on those engines. Pretty sure that oil coming out the dipstick means you blew the piston clean through the side of the block too.

PPG Deltron is actually a urethane system, not a clear coat.

@rubyk86 that plain english section idea is gold because it turns your contract from a wall of scary words into something that actually builds trust instead of making clients feel like they need a lawyer to read it.