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10d ago
inMy nephew in Phoenix bet me $50 I couldn't learn the Griddy in a week, he was half right
My buddy Dave went through the exact same thing with the wobble at his cousin's wedding. His wife caught the whole disaster on her phone and posted it to Facebook before they even left the parking lot. He made it about forty five seconds before he knocked over a chair and just walked off the floor like nothing happened. The video still pops up every year on his birthday. He says the chair took the fall for him on purpose. Some of us are just built for the slow songs where you sway a little and call it a night.
11d ago
inWhy does nobody talk about how fast a random burger ad can blow up on TikTok
Did you ever notice how the dumbest little thing you post is the one that goes nuclear while the stuff you actually planned out dies in the void? Reminds me of my cousin who does pottery, she spent weeks on this fancy glazed bowl and got like 12 likes, then posted a 6 second clip of a mug handle falling off and it hit half a million. I swear the app rewards the stuff that feels real and unplanned, like people can smell when something is trying too hard to be an ad. Your flipping video probably hit some weird combo of a good sound, a quick hook in the first second, and people sharing it because it felt like a funny moment instead of a sales pitch. The other 40 posts might've just been too polished or too slow at the start, and the algorithm buries those fast.
12d ago
inRant: My old "cool aunt" Myspace angle from a 2007 trip to Gatlinburg makes me want to delete the whole internet
Meh, we all have old photos we hate, deleting the whole internet seems a bit much.