Two inches in a month" is absolutely criminal, that gravel should come with a warning label.

Did the actor even check the original tweet before typing all that out? I feel like most of these people have their publicist or assistant managing their accounts, and they still hit send without looking. Saw one singer apologize for using a "controversial" word in an interview, turned out she was quoting the person who said it to her. She spent all day crying on Instagram Stories over nothing. Why don't they just wait 10 minutes before posting?

Bet those old guys ever try working with crappy steel?

Is it bad that I'm still not sure if alternate directions means handle up or spoon end?

Three years ago I found nine socks in a mouse nest behind a customer's fridge. Two of them were matching pairs from different people in the house. The family had been blaming each other for losing socks for months. It turned into this whole awkward conversation at the end of the job.