My mom still hums the Empire carpet jingle but can't remember my birthday
That 800 number has lived in her head rent free since 1985 while actual phone numbers vanish, and honestly the 1-800-588-2300 melody is more reliable than my own voicemail greeting. What jingle outlived everything else in your brain?
That 800 number living in her head rent free since 1985 is just how memory works, catchy songs stick better than dates. Kind of a stretch to make it about your birthday.