Shoutout to the "local mom" on my town's Facebook page who posts like a press release
She drops exactly 3 paragraphs about church bake sales, always ends with "God bless," and her profile pic is a stock sunflower. I'm 80% sure she's a bot but her comment section is the best drama in town, so what's the tell you all look for first?
The three paragraphs plus "God bless" is just how older church ladies actually write on Facebook, honestly. My aunt does the exact same thing and she is 100% real, she just thinks social media is like typing a letter to the editor. The stock sunflower pic and the formal tone are dead giveaways of a real person in her 60s, not a bot. A bot would post way more often and mess up local details, but a real mom knows every bake sale and funeral dinner in town.