My cousin in Tampa called that fitness guru's 'cancellation' in 3 days and I owe her $20
Back in March my cousin Dana called it after the guy posted that weird rant about vegans. She bet me $20 he'd be back posting workouts inside a week. She was right, he dropped a 'growth' clip on day 5 and his comment section was all hearts again. Now I'm out 20 bucks and wondering if anyone else has a relative who's weirdly good at guessing how these things end?
That "growth" clip on day 5 is exactly how these things always go, so your cousin is not some kind of mind reader. The playbook is the same every time: say something dumb, wait a few days, come back with a vague positive post, and the people who forgot move on while the check clears. Dana got lucky on the timing, not the outcome, because a week is just about the max any of these guys can stay quiet.