My date's confident order of a 'superfood' smoothie blew up when we saw the calorie count.

Brian Miller · 2026-02-24T15:35:35.324516+00:00

Always peek at the nutrition facts before you buy into the healthy hype.

My last date probably saw the salad I once ordered a milkshake with, just to seem relatable. The spinach was purely for decoration.

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the_zara7mo ago

Yeah and the worst part is the awkward silence after you both see the number. Like now you're judging their choice but also trying not to show it, and they're probably embarrassed. It turns a simple drink into this whole thing about health and choices. Makes you wonder if the date is even gonna recover from that kind of vibe kill.

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avery257mo ago

Remember when my date's 'detox' juice had more sugar than a soda?

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