Did he film the attempt though? My brother tried to teach me the Macarena at his wedding last year and I looked like a broken sprinkler for a solid ten minutes. He still sends that video to people at family cookouts. Some dances just aren't meant for certain bodies, and I've made peace with that. How far did you actually get before you gave up?
My buddy Dave went through the exact same thing with the wobble at his cousin's wedding. His wife caught the whole disaster on her phone and posted it to Facebook before they even left the parking lot. He made it about forty five seconds before he knocked over a chair and just walked off the floor like nothing happened. The video still pops up every year on his birthday. He says the chair took the fall for him on purpose. Some of us are just built for the slow songs where you sway a little and call it a night.