My 2009 MySpace quiz answers came back to haunt me at a family dinner

Last Sunday my cousin found my old profile through some archive site and projected it on the TV during dinner. There was a quiz titled 'Which Spice Girl Are You?' where I answered 'Posh, but I have no money' and a survey where I listed my top crush as my 8th grade history teacher. I sat there while 14 people watched me explain why I wrote that I wanted to marry Draco Malfoy when I was 13. My grandma asked if I was okay, then took a screenshot to send to my aunt. Has anyone else had old profile stuff dug up by family or is my cousin just toxic?

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aaronclark5d ago

Oh man, that's brutal. I once had my old LiveJournal pulled up during Thanksgiving where I wrote a poem about my cat that ended with "and I will never love again." My uncle read it out loud to the whole table. I feel your pain with the Draco thing, I had a whole fan fiction about Snape that I thought was really deep and romantic. Your cousin is definitely toxic for the projector move, but at least you gave everyone a story they'll bring up for years. My grandma still asks if I found a girl who smells like tuna and regret.