The rough ones get me every time. Watched a guy demo a clogged drain with his bare hands and I booked him on the spot. Something about seeing the actual mess makes me trust they've dealt with it before.

Hold on, Ray worked on the Oscar Mayer account in the 80s and just casually dropped that at a cookout? That is wild to me. I always thought that jingle was just some catchy tune, but hearing it was built so kids would memorize the song instead of the actual ingredients is kind of messed up. My mom still sings the "plop plop fizz fizz" Alka-Seltzer one and I could not tell you what is even in it. The fact that a grown man went quiet at a backyard party over a hot dog song tells you these ad people knew exactly what they were doing.