I keep a jar in the fridge for that. Last batch made some great roasted potatoes.

You keep it in a LOCKED drawer? That's the part that gets me. A little drawer lock feels so easy to get past if someone really wanted to. A guest, a break in, anything. You're putting all your trust in that one physical thing not failing. Just seems wild when the other option is your whole digital life getting emptied out.

Exactly, it's that gap between a neat story and the messy truth. We do this all the time, like with diets or exercise plans where one person's result becomes this gospel for everyone, ignoring how different bodies are. I see it with parenting advice too, where someone's kid slept through the night once and suddenly it's the only method that works lol. It's so easy to grab onto a simple answer instead of dealing with the complicated, boring details.

Wait, it's actually making bombs?

Notice how their fight to get your flawed food made it priceless.