Holding out hope for both of us.

But let's be real, most of that stuff is just trash waiting to be thrown out. Who has time to dream up stories for every broken key or rusty button? You'll never find out where they came from anyway. That drawer shuts smooth now because you got rid of things you don't need, not because you found some magic fuel. Isn't it better to just move on instead of holding onto every little thing?

Seriously, this is everywhere lately. In my view, one viral moment can make someone an "expert" overnight, even if they don't know much. It's a weird pattern now.

Four years with the same four walls killed me.

Yikes, that's a real worry on remote trails. I carry a satellite messenger that can send emergency signals even without cell service. Also, a old school map and compass never run out of battery. What's your go to safety gear?