Oh man, my buddy did that with a whole turkey last Thanksgiving. He bought this expensive "herb and butter" injection stuff. It looked like a science experiment. The turkey cooked up looking okay, but when you tried to carve it, the meat just shredded into this salty, greasy paste. We ended up ordering pizza. He hasn't touched an injector since.

But what's the real problem here? Is it about being technically right or just wanting to win an argument? The definitions are pretty clear if he'd actually look.

meanwhile i can't hang a picture frame without putting three extra holes in the wall. that kind of patience is wild to me. i get mad if a zipper sticks.