Oh man I once lost my keys while holding them. Had to just sit down for a solid minute after that one.

Hear me out though, it was a whole DEPARTMENT that flagged it. I saw the internal report and it listed like 12 people from different teams, not just one. They all basically backed each other up on the call instead of actually checking the facts. That's way more frustrating than one person having a bad day.

Paying for software that actually crashes less isn't the worst tradeoff though.

We did that too until a cook melted a plastic cutting board right onto the griddle.

Oh man, the Americans is the perfect example of this, my friend told me to skip the first 2 episodes and start at the pilot's actual hook which is like 20 minutes in. I always check Reddit threads for show recaps now, it's saved me from dropping so many good series. Just google "when does [show] get good" and you'll find a thread with a timestamp or episode number.