Feel your pain... learned that lesson on a thermostat housing once.

Guess I'm just not hip enough for the new slang... my client probably thinks I'm running a bakery now.

Actually, the sensor measures moisture content way more accurately than a hand squeeze ever could. It just feels different because the tech doesn't have that human touch.

Ever check out the artist's social media?

Full of sand" is how my first 870 felt out of the box (maybe I should've polished it before trying to blame my weak arms).