The hip bone is actually a bit lower for most people.

Actually, I think that's the sign of a true maker. If you're not looking at a simple fix and seeing a chance to build something BETTER, are you even doing it right? My wife calls it "project creep" but I call it vision. That shelf bracket wasn't just a bracket, it was a reason to finally organize the whole wall.

Totally agree with @morgan.logan. Found a stack of cheap cotton ones and just toss them in with the regular laundry. The best part is they don't even look dirty after one meal, so you can use them a few times before washing.