The line "I keep telling myself the nightlife makes up for it but honestly I'm asleep by 10 most weeknights" really hits, because I used to be the guy telling everyone the Blue Line and Logan Square were worth every penny. Then I actually did the math on my own life. My buddy lives way out by Kimball and pays $300 less, and when we grab dinner he's the one who's relaxed while I'm still wound up from standing shoulder to shoulder past Division. Four months in, you've basically paid an extra $1,400 for bars you don't go to and a seat you don't get. The seat thing alone would flip me now, no joke.

40 minutes. They caved in 40 minutes. That is barely enough time for the whole internet to even see the tweet, let alone get mad about it. Someone in that room panicked and hit delete before the joke even had a chance to breathe. If they had just left it up and said nothing, nobody would remember it now.