Gotta say this is just how the whole internet feels now. Every other ad I see is some too good to be true flash sale and you just know half of them are fake. It's like we're all just walking through a minefield of scams hoping we don't step on one.

Read an article in some gardening magazine that said pre-emergent is like sunscreen for your lawn, you gotta put it on before the UV rays hit not after. Bob probably meant well but neighbor advice is so hit or miss. My dad's friend told him to just overseed every fall and ignore the crabgrass, three years later his yard was basically a weed farm. I get being cheap but sometimes you just gotta spend the money or end up with a mess like this.

Derek's got a point but I'm pretty sure my brain is too scrambled to notice those patterns. I'll just be sitting there wondering why a stranger smiled at me and convince myself they must have mistaken me for someone competent. My good days usually involve me tripping over nothing but catching myself before anyone sees, which is basically a win in my book.

That one where he roasted the pre-ground stuff or the whole bean video?

Is there a chance people just want to feel like a company actually cares, not just fast and cheap?