A client's pet inheritance demand showed me how odd legal docs can get
This lady wanted her parrot to get her house in the will, and she had papers proving it could 'talk' its way into ownership. I spent an hour explaining that animals can't own property (obviously), but we set up a trust instead. Now I joke that I'm an expert in pet estate planning, which is a skill I never expected to need. It makes contract reviews feel tame by comparison, honestly.