Holy crap 4.2%? That's insane for a click through rate on ads honestly. I tried something similar for a local music festival I was helping with and we went from 60 second spots down to 20 seconds and our conversions actually dropped. Maybe it depends on the crowd or the product or something but I'm shocked you got double the engagement just by cutting the time in half. People really are that impatient these days I guess.

Wait wait wait... three weekends?! Dude that is absolutely insane lol. I can't believe you went three full weekends on that thing. I did ONE weekend with a cold air intake on my '15 and almost threw the whole truck in a lake. The PCM learning thing makes way more sense now too, I never thought about how the air velocity changes would mess with the adaptive learning. That's honestly wild that it took you that long to figure it out though, I would've given up after the first Saturday.

Two years?" Damn, that's wild you went that long without anyone saying something.

I had the exact same thing happen with a coffee shop account, hit 600k impressions because I forgot to exclude a nearby city where nobody would drive 40 minutes for a latte. Felt like a cheat code until the client asked why their traffic didn't match the numbers.

Question whether it's really that serious. Birdseed bags are usually what, 20 pounds max? Unless you're out here wrestling 50 pound sacks of sunflower seeds, I think you'll survive. My grandma lifts bags of potting soil twice that size and she's 80. Maybe try some light stretching before you hit the bird feeder aisle next time.