Small thing but Sheetz is more of a Pennsylvania thing, they've got some in Ohio but the ones off I-70 near Columbus are mostly gonna be Love's or Pilot. Not trying to be that guy, just saying your gas station goldmine might actually be a different chain. Still a solid trick though.

He laughed so hard she printed the screenshot" is the part I keep coming back to, because twelve bucks for a genuine laugh from your boss is a pretty good deal no matter how you slice it. But I have to wonder if the bar is just really low here. A robot voice saying the wrong name is funny for like a day, and then it is just a screenshot on a fridge. I am not trying to ruin the vibe, I just think we call a lot of dumb stuff legendary when it is really just mildly funny. If the whole floor is asking for the link though, that is a sign it landed, so maybe I am wrong.