wait wait, $35?? i think i got the same one for $8 on sale and still felt ripped off. the angry potatoes thing is exactly the kind of garbage mine spits out too - i fed it a prompt about a detective solving a murder and got back a story about a sentient fridge falling in love with a toaster. tried using it for a d&d campaign and the npc dialogue was literally incomprehensible. at least yours gave you something vaguely funny, mine just broke every grammar rule in the book and called it a day.

Yeah I had a tape measure that was missing the first inch for like two years before I noticed.

A borrowed dozer just to widen a road? That's some serious dedication. Sounds like you really earned every dollar on that job.

Man, I'd triple check that limb's weight distribution next time.

Yeah this is classic Tom Holland behavior. He's been doing this since his first Spider-Man press tour where he accidentally confirmed the title of the next movie. The guy genuinely loves the character and wants to share everything with fans, but Marvel must have a separate PR team just for him at this point. What worked for me was just accepting that he's going to spoil something eventually and enjoying the chaos while it lasts. At least his spoilers are always exciting and not like some boring plot detail nobody cares about.