Wait, you went a whole year reading Reddit wrong, @graceblack? That must have been so confusing.

Oh man, I've totally been there with the duct tape fixes! My old bandsaw motor died and I jury-rigged a washing machine motor to it for way too long.

We did that on a 1950s slab with a huge crack. Tapered strips saved us two days of grinding.

Honestly I see this all the time where people list duties instead of wins. My first edit is always to swap "responsible for" with actual results I can measure. It forces you to show your real impact.

Had a client try to skip out on paying for revisions once because it wasn't in writing. My one pager now has a bullet point list of what counts as a new round of work. It's simple but covers the usual fights.