Who actually brushes their dog's teeth every day? I adopted a 4 year old mutt and his breath could knock you over, so I started doing it maybe 3 times a week with those finger brush things from the pet store. Six months later he still needed a $700 cleaning and they pulled two teeth. The "twice a month" thing is fake comfort, it's more like if you can't commit to several times a week, just start saving now for the vet bill.

The fish pic thing isn't really about the emojis, plenty of real dudes use those. What usually gives them away is the reply timing, like answering at 3am instantly with the same copy paste energy every single time. Your guy answered three questions and jumped to crypto in six messages, that's the whole tell right there.

Kept a running text thread with my contractor for every little change and it saved my butt when he tried to bill for stuff we never agreed on. Funny how the same trick works everywhere, getting stuff in writing is like taking a photo of the rental car before you drive off.