Spill the details on your crust rebellion. Did you use butter or shortening, and how cold was it before baking? My last attempt stuck to the pan because I rushed the chilling step. What was your dough handling like, gentle or aggressive?

Ugh, don't even get me started @the_jana. I was basically handing over my firstborn child every month, it was that bad. We're talking like double what it is now, for way less. Why did I even put up with that?

Check what's in sports drinks, right? Feels like they market them as healthy but pour sugar in there.

But come on, is missing the wifi hunt really a problem? We have bigger things to worry about. Sure, it was fun sometimes, but now we save time. Time we can use for other stuff. Plus, wifi still sucks in plenty of places. So maybe it's not all that boring after all.

Yeah, and their change needs to actually happen.