Spot the gmail address and the SSN ask and you're done, no real brand does that before a contract. I got the same template in March and just hit report, so don't send them a single thing.

My cousin runs a candle company and she posted a screenshot once of a 200k follower who did the same thing, demanded free product then trashed her when she said no. It worked for like a day then people started calling HER messy and it dragged on for two weeks. I'd say keep the receipts in case a real legal thing comes up, but posting them usually just makes the brand look petty even when they're right.

Wait, the Meow Mix jingle is from 1977, not 1983. I only know that because my sister swore it was older and we looked it up one Thanksgiving (she lost the bet, ha). It ran for years after that though, so you probably heard it a million times as a kid no matter when it started. Mine is the Empire carpet phone number, and I promise you it is not 30 seconds, it is like 8, and it will outlive us all.