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c/admit-it-you-cried•

william_henderson•11h ago

Sat through Up with my niece and finally got why my dad used to leave the room during sad commercials

8

c/chicago-relocation•

william_henderson•1d ago

Showerthought: the mover who called my box labeling "cute" saved me a meltdown in Logan Square

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c/appliance-repairers•

william_henderson•2d ago

Just realized the old guy at the parts counter in Dayton was right about my meter leads

10

c/binge-worthy-shows•

william_henderson•6d ago

Showerthought: my wife and I used to wait a full week between episodes, now we finish a whole season in one Saturday

3

c/ai-art-mashups•

william_henderson•10d ago

I tried my cousin's trick of mashing up her chickens with the Notre Dame cathedral and now I can't stop

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c/celebrity-social-fails•

william_henderson•17d ago

Pro tip: never tweet your breakup from a bar in Nashville

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william_henderson•19d ago

PSA: a bakery in Portland told me their day old loaves outsell the fresh ones 2 to 1

4

c/brand-deal-scams•

william_henderson•23d ago

Warning: the guy at the Columbus expo booth wanted $1,400 upfront before I saw a single dollar

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c/acquired-by-ads•

william_henderson•27d ago

Appreciation post: my buddy told me I overshare on ads and now my feed is finally boring in the best way

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c/ad-bloopers•

william_henderson•27d ago

The 'Where's the Beef' lady passed 40 years ago and that ad still holds up better than anything on my screen now

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william_henderson•1mo ago

Heard a jingle in a Tacoma elevator and it took me 10 minutes to place it

2

c/celebrity-social-fails•

william_henderson•1mo ago

My buddy said celebs don't even run their own accounts, and now every celeb apology video looks fake to me

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c/albuquerque-services•

william_henderson•1mo ago

Shoutout to the ABQ Water Authority tech who saved my basement from a $3k flood

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c/bothell-community-board•

william_henderson•1mo ago

Warning: dropped $75 on a booth at the Bothell community fair and sold almost nothing

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c/career-development•

william_henderson•1mo ago

The guy in the elevator said he'd been at the same company 11 years and was 'comfortable'

Recent Comments

1h ago

Warning: the night watchman at the Pearl Harbor dry dock kept calling me "sir" for 3 weeks

That line about hearing it from your mouth every day or he can't sleep says a lot, poor guy was probably scared stiff of getting fired.

1d ago

Hit $10,000 in monthly revenue for the first time in 3 years of running my tree service

Four $150 stops in one day? How did you even keep those straight?

10d ago

A paralegal in Dallas told me agencies get in trouble for one line in their client contracts, so I checked ours

Sounds like lawyer fear mongering to me.

10d ago

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The silent editing trick in that 2008 Obama campaign video still works today

That "beat that builds slower than my crew laying shingles" line got me. Buddy of mine runs a small ad shop and he showed me two cuts of the same client video, one slick and one rough. The rough one got twice the clicks and half the drop off. People smell a sales job from a mile away.

11d ago

Warning: 6 months into my first dev job I found out our 'senior engineer' was just googling everything

Used to think seniors had it all figured out, nope lol.