Man, I feel that. I once talked a guy out of a 90 ton for a roof unit swap because the only access was over a glass atrium. Ngl, my whole pitch was basically "you like that skylight? I'd like to keep it in one piece." We used a 60 ton with a luffing jib and crawled it in there. Felt like a hero until I realized I was the one sweating over the controls with maybe two inches of swing room. Still, way better than explaining a shower of glass to the building owner.

My grandma's fruitcake could've been used as a doorstop...

Honestly, that's just how good tools work.

My cousin had the same problem with her shortbread. She started weighing her flour instead of scooping it and that fixed everything.

Wasn't the 2% rule for weight, not the whole batch like walker.cole said?