That beagle shivering shot is the oldest trick in the book, one sad animal plus slow zoom equals wallet open, and it works on everyone at 2am. Ad agencies know exactly what they're doing with that puppy footage, so congrats on funding their next commercial with your pizza hands.

My mom bought a $60 "miracle" hair removal thing off a 3am infomercial back in 2019 and it just made her arm smell like burnt toast. These late night ads know we're tired and our guard is down, so they hit us right in the wallet. At least your cold spoon only cost you 40 bucks and a little pride.

Watched The Wire three times myself, and yeah, Breaking Bad just drags for me after a while lol.